When someone looks at your baby pictures and jokingly says, “You were so cute! What happened?”
Bitch, I got sexy, that’s what happened.
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Oh. My. God.
How long did this take someone to make????
Yeah. I mean sometimes people don’t say ‘please’ or ‘thank you’, or don’t hold the door open for others. Capitol offenses.
And there are all of the people who try to leave Canada without getting their official hug.
It was in a Kate Beaton comic so it must be true.
His pistol shoots maple syrup
I cannot be the only person who took that last comment sexually.
Perfect post is perfect. THANK YOU! ( ^-^)/ *hugs*
i cant seem to stop reblogging this single picture but every time i do, it’s fantastic.
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Every Girl`s Dream:
- Get kissed in the rain.
- Have that one hot kiss where your pressed against the wall.
- Have a guy who thinks she`s the world.
- Have a guy who holds on as long as possible when giving hugs.
- A guy who whispers he loves her in her ears.
- Have that moment where you just gaze into each others eyes.
- When you cry, he kisses your tears away.
- When you`re not with your guy he`s all that you can think about.
- Wearing his jacket and every time you breath in, his scent surrounds you.
- A guy who will watch any movie with her, no matter how teary eyed she may get.
- A guy who squeezes her hand.
- A guy who says he loves her and means it.
- A guy who will play her favorite song outside her window.
- A guy who is loyal.
- A guy who will sing to her no matter how bad he is at it.
- A guy who will kiss her on the forehead.
- A guy who will call her beautiful or adorable. Not hot, fine, or sexy.
- A guy who will never judge her for how she looks.
- A guy who says cheezy stuff to her just to make her smile.
- A guy who`s the same when he is with her and when with friends.
- A guy who tells her everything honestly.
- A guy who`s good with her family and introduces her to his family.
- A guy who will always let her win.
- A guy who stands up for her no matter who it is against.
- A guy who calls her at night just to say ‘hi’ and see how her day has been.
- A guy who tells her that her smile makes his day and makes everything better.
- A guy who will sit on the phone with her when she`s sad, even if she`s quiet.
- A guy who she can hangout and have fun with.
- A guy who will just randomly call her for no reason at all, just because he misses her.
- A guy who will hold her hand through the roughest parts of life.
- A guy who would love her forever no matter the circumstance.
- A guy who wouldn`t mind her wanting to get all dressed up and do herr make up for him. Even if he says he likes her better without make up.
- A guy who runs his fingers through her hair, like he’s washing her worries and troubles away.
- A guy whom she can be herrself with and he will never give a care and would still tell her that she`s amazing to him.
Photo from here.
READDDDDDD THIS ^^^ OMG.
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i’m suddenly realizing that my life basically consists of one obsession after another.
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“Called on such lost creatures to defend you..”
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